IC Voicemail

[everysecond]

...Wait so I'm supposed to do what with this?

I guess I leave a message.

Hey, this is Rileyable Riley. Leave a message.

So does that work?




[ooc: Leave a message for her!]

Comments

voice.

[everysecond]

I'm really excited for you guys. Seriously. Show 'em that some stupid war won't get you down.

voice.

[impeaches]

I've never allowed a war to destroy my happiness, not even as a child.

voice.

[everysecond]

Me either. Though, in this case, this is my first official war.

voice.

[impeaches]

Be glad we have yet to reach a time where we have to eat our own pets to survive.

voice.

[everysecond]

Aaaaaalready lived that. We get excited when rat is being sold by people.

voice.

[impeaches]

My brother and I came close to being forced to eat our dead, once. That... Was a less than thrilling experience.

voice.

[everysecond]

See? People here actually have it pretty easy. That's the kind of shit that's a real shortage.

Which is why you're gonna have a great wedding.

Hey, presents are a thing, right? What do you guys want as presents?

voice.

[impeaches]

I... Believe so. Gifts are standard, I'm sure. I hadn't put much thought into what I wanted, however. Perhaps you could ask Loras?

voice.

[everysecond]

Sure. I'll do that.

voice.

[impeaches]

No peaches this time.

voice.

[everysecond]

I wasn't even going to consider them.

voice.

[impeaches]

Small mercies, I suppose.

voice.

[everysecond]

[After she's had a chat with Loras.]

Sooooo...I might have gotten you kicked out of bed with pop. Oops?

voice.

[impeaches]

Riley.

voice.

[everysecond]

Oops?

voice.

[truegood]

My heart is sure to break before we are even wed.

voice.

[everysecond]

It was an accident?

voice.

[truegood]

Oh, I am certain it was.

voice.

[everysecond]

You forgot to mention I shouldn't ask him about holding his flowers?

voice.

[truegood]

I did not think he would be offended by a reference to his house. He is a Tyrell of Highgarden - the flowers are a necessity.

voice.

[everysecond]

I think it meant something about holding flowers like a woman.

And he says you two should get a new sword as a present.

voice.

[truegood]

That is not how I intended it to be. Loras is anything but a woman, I can assure you of that.

[ He sniffs. ]

He would ask for a blade.

voice.

[everysecond]

Yeah. I know his gender.

I asked him if you two really needed a new sword when you both have perfectly good ones.

voice.

[truegood]

[ a snort; you are most certainly the correct daughter for him. ]

I suppose he took the joke well enough?

voice.

[everysecond]

He told me I shouldn't be thinking about your swords at all.