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...Wait so I'm supposed to do what with this?

I guess I leave a message.

Hey, this is Rileyable Riley. Leave a message.

So does that work?

[ooc: Leave a message for her!]

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From:

tonsofpun

[Ellie pulls a small face, reaching up to rub at her eyes and nose.]

I'll shut up about him being on the Strike Team, but he's kind of a dick.

From:

everysecond

So? You're a dick. I'm a dick. He's a dick. We're a pack of dicks.

From:

tonsofpun

That's what I'm saying.

I think I'm hitting my dick limit.

From:

everysecond

Yeah well. That's why you're a lesbian.

[She's irritated but she can still joke.]

From:

tonsofpun

[... and it gets Ellie to laugh. Riley is getting all the points this evening. Until she gets unsure.]

Am I? A lesbian?

From:

everysecond

Fine. You're Rileysexual. You're into anyone who is adorable, dark, and fucking annoying while the best person to ever fucking exist.

[Yeah. So there.]

From:

tonsofpun

That's scary specific.

[But fairly accurate.]

From:

everysecond

And true.

From:

tonsofpun

What does that make you?

Ellesbian?

From:

everysecond

[No. She's pissed. She won't smile.

She won't.

...fuck. Stop curling lips.]

Maybe...

From:

tonsofpun

[Yep, there it is.]

... I'm sorry I was a dick.

From:

everysecond

I guess I still like you anyway.

[Stupid lips betraying her like this.]

From:

tonsofpun

[Ellie grins at her. Still a little subdued. She's got a whole lot to think about. Mostly, she's just glad Riley is here to talk her through these things.]

... you like almost everybody.

From:

everysecond

Well, as long as a person isn't an asshole then they're pretty okay with me.

From:

tonsofpun

Maybe someday Joel will even let you like him.

From:

everysecond

[She snorts.]

Maybe when he's not an asshole that says shit about how I'd prank people by dropping fucking knives on them.

From:

tonsofpun

Wait, back up, what?

What?

From:

everysecond

A couple days ago Clem made a post of a prank she was doing. Joel replied and she told him I put her up to it. Whatever, I did.

But then he had the balls to say that at least she wasn't dropping knives on people and that it seemed like something I would do. Even if that's a joke, it's not fucking funny.