IC Voicemail

[everysecond]

...Wait so I'm supposed to do what with this?

I guess I leave a message.

Hey, this is Rileyable Riley. Leave a message.

So does that work?




[ooc: Leave a message for her!]

Comments

[everysecond]

[Who can resists a high five and a hip bump? Not Riley, that's for damn sure.]

Psh. You are so anything but a fairy princess, girl.

[tonsofpun]

Okay, then what d'you call it? What's my superhero name, huh?

[Better make it dumb.]

[everysecond]

[Giving her a look, she thinks about that seriously. A good superhero name huh? Okay, she's got a good one but she has to do the uber stupid one first.]

Sprout.

[tonsofpun]

You suck so much.

[SERIOUSLY, RI.]

[everysecond]

Don't worry, I've got a real one.

[She pauses for dramatic effect.]

Nature's Guardian. Sounds pretty badass, right?

[tonsofpun]

Why not Mother Nature? Then I could be a Guardian.

[Ellie says it sarcastically, reaching out to give Riley's shoulder a shove -- but she's smiling.]

[everysecond]

Because then you're just taking on the role of someone else. You should be your own badass.

[Duuuuh.]

[tonsofpun]

... that's a pretty good point.

Huh, what about you, Riley? Have you thought about your superhero name yet?

[everysecond]

You bet but you have to tell me what I should be first.

[tonsofpun]

You should be you, but with a mask and tight pants.

[everysecond]

Tight pants are cool but they gotta be material I can move in. Otherwise I'd be the worst superhero.

[tonsofpun]

What's that stretchy stuff? The kind in those gym clothes ads? Something like that.

And a cape, probably.

[everysecond]

Oh shit! You're right! I would look so badass wearing that stuff. And my ass would look fucking awesome too.

[Priorities...]

[tonsofpun]

... your ass, huh?

[Riley, you changed the subject to your ass. Ellie gives her the smarmiest grin she can manage to cover how much she wants to burst out laughing.]

C'mon, normal awesome Riley. Let's get to your place.

[everysecond]

[She bursts out laughing herself, not bothering to hide it. Then she waves her hand and takes off running.]

Come on! This way!

[tonsofpun]

[Ellie takes off after her, better able to keep pace now. Riley's fast, maybe even as fast as Joel, and she doesn't tire as quickly as he does.

So when Riley stops, Ellie flat-out bowls into her from behind, giving a muffled curse rubbing at her nose.]

[everysecond]

Shit girl! Let's be careful with the almost pushing me off the roof business.

[She's laughing though, a sure sign she's not as pissed as the words suggest. Looking over the edge, she focuses on something and a ladder shows up to go from one window to the roof. With a grin, she climbs over the edge and down inside where there's a very nice and cozy apartment that is clearly only accessible through that window. Probably other locations too but those are carefully hidden away for now.

A perfect hideaway. Just the sort of thing Riley needs.

Going over to the bed, she flops down and pulls out a bag of candy. Apparently that addiction is still out in full force.] Like it?

[tonsofpun]

[It takes a bit of doing, but Ellie's climbing skills are still up to snuff, and there's no danger of falling with the vines to catch her. She walks across, quick as a cat, arms out, and drops in through the hole. Not quite as graceful as Riley, but it'll do.]

Some security measures. Are you on the run, or what?

[It's teasing. They've always loved their secret places, creating little clubhouses they didn't have to share, that nobody else could find. Ellie crawls overtop her on the bed, then directly straddles her stomach. It's more to be annoying than cute.]

It's fantastic. How long have you had it?

[everysecond]

[Riley just laughs at the first question right before she blushes a second when she straddles her. It should just be annoying but...

Well, to put it mildly, Riley is getting way more out of this than Ellie might thing.

So with a casual move, she gets her girlfriend to flop on the bed next to her instead. Way better. Less tempting to try to...

Yeah. Never mind.]

I've had this place about a month now. Just got all the ways blocked off except for through the window though. That way it's easier to keep people I don't trust from getting in.

[tonsofpun]

[Ellie catches on belatedly, almost a second after she thumps onto the blankets, one leg still sprawled across Riley's, still gripping her wrist.

She slowly takes on a wicked grin.]

And you trust me?

[everysecond]

Why? Should I throw you out instead?

[She tries to act serious and give her a once over.

The twitch to her lips isn't helping this.]

[tonsofpun]

It'd be a shame to miss out on all this.

[She tries her hardest for a "seductive" look, lifting her eyebrows and pulling Riley's hand to her mouth to kiss her fingers.]

[everysecond]

[She's trying to keep a straight face. Trying so, so...

Yeah, not happening.

She busts up laughing at that stupid look on Ellie's face and the weird as fuck kiss shit. That's romance book crap and it's hilarious.]

You are so not the romantic type!

[tonsofpun]

Mademoiselle. Muah, muah, muah.

[Ellie kisses up her arm to her shoulder, then attacks her with more on her neck and face, making loud smacking noises.]

[everysecond]

Ack! Gross! Those are all wet! You suck!

[Gasping for air as she laughed, she shoved at Ellie to get her off of her, trying to hide her face for the weird as fuck smacking kisses in the process.]