IC Voicemail

[everysecond]

...Wait so I'm supposed to do what with this?

I guess I leave a message.

Hey, this is Rileyable Riley. Leave a message.

So does that work?




[ooc: Leave a message for her!]

Comments

[tonsofpun]

So the plan is, you show me.

[No possible way this can go wrong.]

[everysecond]

Show you that I can cook? You're the one that does the cooking, remember?

[tonsofpun]

No, you show me how to bake, genius.

Also, fuck you, I do not do the cooking.

[everysecond]

You totally do.

And who says I can bake shit?

[tonsofpun]

Because otherwise I'm gonna fuck it up, and there still won't be any cupcakes in the city.

A City Without Cupcakes, Riley.

[everysecond]

Soooooo...we're going to fuck up cupcakes just to get them?

[Because this is going to go bad. She can totally see it.]

[tonsofpun]

I thought you knew how to bake!

[Don't tell her they're going without cupcakes, now.]

[everysecond]

Giiiirl, I can do some foods but I cannot bake cupcakes. I've never made those things in my life.

[tonsofpun]

[Ellie throws her head back with an overdramatic groan.]

Well, there goes that idea. Who'd know?

[everysecond]

A baker?

[tonsofpun]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[everysecond]

Least I'm a Captain.

[tonsofpun]

Still not better than the Brick Master.

[everysecond]

Brick Master who got fucking drenched by the Water Gun Master.

[tonsofpun]

Hey. I can't help it if water's my one true weakness.

[everysecond]

It totally is. Which is kind of hilarious since you're like this plant girl and water helps plants grow.

[tonsofpun]

Fungus. Fungus girl.

[At least she can laugh about it. Sort of.]

[everysecond]

Plant girl sounds way cuter, you know.

[tonsofpun]

Better than fairy princess.

[everysecond]

You'd be a terrible fairy princess. Or a badass one.

[tonsofpun]

Fairies are creepy as hell, Riley.

[everysecond]

I was going to say you could be but you're right. You'd suck at it.

[tonsofpun]

Hey, if I wanted to be a fairy princess, I'd rock that shit.

[everysecond]

You know you went from "that shit sucks" to "you better say I'm awesome at it", right?

[tonsofpun]

Hey. They're not mutually exclusive.