IC Voicemail

[everysecond]

...Wait so I'm supposed to do what with this?

I guess I leave a message.

Hey, this is Rileyable Riley. Leave a message.

So does that work?




[ooc: Leave a message for her!]

Comments

voice.

[everysecond]

[Please not a dress or a skirt. Please not a dress or a skirt.]

You don't mind, Papa?

voice.

[impeaches]

I have a particular... Fondness for clothing. I assure you, it's no trouble.

voice.

[everysecond]

Well then thanks. I bet I'll look great. Haven't had anyone dress me since...

[She trails off because thinking about her parents is just...really hard.]

It's been a long time.

voice.

[impeaches]

... I understand. Tell me what colours and styles you prefer and I will have it made, Riley. I promise you will enjoy what you're given.

voice.

[everysecond]

Uh...Blue I guess? And would you kill me if I said I wanted to wear pants?

voice.

[impeaches]

No, I wouldn't kill you. That's rather extreme, isn't it?

voice.

[everysecond]

[She bursts out laughing.]

No, no. I mean, you wouldn't be annoyed with me or disgusted or whatever.

voice.

[impeaches]

Ah. No, hardly. If you wish to wear breeches then breeches you shall have.

voice.

[everysecond]

Seriously? Fuck, you're the best!

voice.

[impeaches]

I will not have my 'daughter' despairing at my wedding for something as petty as a set of trousers.

voice.

[everysecond]

Well, I would have put up with it and found someway to enjoy it. But if I can wear what I want then that's fucking awesome.

[She's really excited about this.]

When's the wedding?

voice.

[impeaches]

Soon, I think. Loras and I still need to plan a little, the both of us. But sooner.

voice.

[everysecond]

I'm really excited for you guys. Seriously. Show 'em that some stupid war won't get you down.

voice.

[impeaches]

I've never allowed a war to destroy my happiness, not even as a child.

voice.

[everysecond]

Me either. Though, in this case, this is my first official war.

voice.

[impeaches]

Be glad we have yet to reach a time where we have to eat our own pets to survive.

voice.

[everysecond]

Aaaaaalready lived that. We get excited when rat is being sold by people.

voice.

[impeaches]

My brother and I came close to being forced to eat our dead, once. That... Was a less than thrilling experience.

voice.

[everysecond]

See? People here actually have it pretty easy. That's the kind of shit that's a real shortage.

Which is why you're gonna have a great wedding.

Hey, presents are a thing, right? What do you guys want as presents?

voice.

[impeaches]

I... Believe so. Gifts are standard, I'm sure. I hadn't put much thought into what I wanted, however. Perhaps you could ask Loras?

voice.

[everysecond]

Sure. I'll do that.

voice.

[impeaches]

No peaches this time.

voice.

[everysecond]

I wasn't even going to consider them.

voice.

[impeaches]

Small mercies, I suppose.

voice.

[everysecond]

[After she's had a chat with Loras.]

Sooooo...I might have gotten you kicked out of bed with pop. Oops?